Here we go again, motherfucker.

toofarlefttogo:

So THIS is what Corey Taylor does on a friday night? Hmpf I’ve always wondered… Well, now I don’t feel like that much of a dork but I’m still pissed that Corey is married. WHY does the man of my dreams have to be taken???????

Kicking it like a boss, Alessandro Cortini style!